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I'm going to burn your house down... with lemons!

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As you progress through Portal 2, you pick up on a lot of goings on of Cave Johnson. Near the end of the game he's really not doing so well and that's where he gives this hilariously awesome speech about lemons.
I’ve been thinking. When life gives you lemons? Don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought is could give me lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s going to burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

If you still haven't played Portal 2. You reall, really should

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  1. demman8's Avatar
    Honestly, Johnson and I, well.. You know what they say! "Great minds think alike! "
  2. Heptagon_ru's Avatar
    I found this old post because of some spider activity on "Who's online" page.
    I have just realised that the voice of that sphere from portal 2 (as I understand) if of J.K.Simmons, the actor I like a lot.
    Unfortunately in Portal 2 I haven't reached to that point when you meet the guy, as I remember. And got bit bored
    I hope now I will want to return to the game I wanna hear a lot of Simmons
    Thanks J!
  3. InsaneJ's Avatar
    Portal 2 is excellent. It's really worth playing through to the end. Huge plot twists ahead