Actually he is Australian, so it is Pernix!
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Actually he is Australian, so it is Pernix!
Trying to get the joke, so no offense is intended :)
Place name, its summer in the evening.
They are at a bus stop.
A man has a huge watermelon in a mesh bag.
Two teenagers near by giggling / laughing
They ask for some watermelon. (Guessing they are making fun of the guy for having a big watermelon, is that not common?,
is it strange to have watermelon? do people not normally share it?)
With out missing a beat / without letting the teenagers mess with him / does the unexpected / ie opposite of what the heck??
he says sure bite! (what the teenagers where probably not expecting?)
The guy has good voice, despite the video. And if someone doesn't get enough of this guy, there's video of 10 hours with him :) There can never be enough of a good thing! (I haven't seen it!)
Enjoy ;)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVj0ZTS4WF4
A preventive note to LLama: this guy is not me, despite he speaks Russian.
[+] And the comments from page 2 are awesome.
[++] Oops, can't stop to listen to this song! Guys! Never play it twice, or you will be lost!
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the EU rather than German which
was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty’s
Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement
and has accepted a 5 year phase-in plan that would be known as
“Euro-English”
In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will
make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard “c” will be dropped in
favor of the “k”. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have
one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the second year, when the
troublesome “ph” will be replased with “f”. This will make words like
“fotograf” 20% shorter.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be ekspekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that horible mes of the
silent “e”s in the language is digraseful, and they should go away.
By the fourth year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th”
with “z” and “w” with “v”.
During ze fifz year, ze unesesary “o” kan be droped from vords
containing “ou” and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer
kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl
riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it
ezi to understand ech ozer.
Ze Drem vil finali kum tru!
Nice one :)